when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
when attractive people say they are ugly
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Concept art by a Disney Studio artist for 101 Dalmatians (1961)